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Chapter 1: The Pretense.........


Yaaay it's Friday....Weekend mode is just setting in.........I love Fridays......I don't know why but its Friday.

 I heard the journey of a thousand miles starts with one step........

I'm a milennial, my mum calls us the selfie selfish generation and that everything that we do has to be on Instagram................

Lemme tell you a story....no wait first, I hate cheap perfumes, I hate the smell. It makes me sick. I hate people that overdo it too, it suffocates....now lemme tell you a story.
   Back when growing, I had a tendency to only go for shopping if it's nyama(meat). My love for meat dates back. So whenever I heard we were going to eat veggies, I'd close the doors of my room and read, just to avoid buying cabbage.
 Man I hate cabbage! The butcher was my best friend, He'd always add me a piece, and I'd run home start preparing just to eat my piece. Not to cook, laziness runs deep in my blood. The butcher guy was African....he…
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Filthy fingers....!!!!!!!!!!

You saw her.....
You said she's the apple of your.
You went after her with a noble heart,
You claimed you were different from other guys...
That in you she'd find refuge.
That in you she'd hurt no more,
That in you she'd weep no more,
You said that you'd be one call away,
And she wanted something just like this....
No superhero fairytale
No batman and his fist, no spiderman...
She just wanted someone she could kiss....


And in her eyes you shone so bright....
Like 'em diamonds in the sky.....
With bright light, no ecstacy, but love...
Every moment with you she felt...
like the voice of the flowers..........


And the people are talking....
The people are saying that you have been playing her heart....
Like a grand piano.........

And lately she's been having dreams.........



You remind me of a poem I did in high school,
A man of filth dating a lady of class...
With his nails uncut and black...
His body unwashed, hasn't bathed in ages....
That's what you…

Why are you cheating............????????

I went to a high school that was probably feared by other boys school, yet loved by parents. You know why ? Discipline.....y'all know about the discipline saying, so i won't bother talking about it. My high school didn't shape me. I shaped myself, I have always believed in my own ideologies some of which I'm doing in my other blog domain thisisochuoga.wordpress.com. Make a point to check them out. Now let get back to me.

I'm from listening to millions by John Legend.
           It's a beautiful song, In fact I love courtship songs, after all ladies  will agree with me that the best part in a relationship is at the courtship level. You know it's true, first of all you're aware he likes you. He's hesitating that you'd say no, which is the good thing. He'll tremble going to chat you. Then you know you are debating how am I going to be hard at it. So you're trying to figure whether you'll ever see him again. That will judge whether you&…

The Heart of A Baby

Today's blog is about my laptop and phone's screen saver. It's cute,  Lemme share it to you. I know! No wonder I admire it. I bet you like it too.
...............but before I begin the tale, I've got some bad news..............................



The promise of always and forever ended, damn it's sad.................


I'm just from watching the last episode of the Originals. It's sad really sad. When Your favorite series coming to an end but that's not it, your favorite character dying. Man it's sad very sad, I was scared of watching the last part. I didn't wish for Klaus to die.

  He reminds me of my high school life and how kina Joel and Joshua would call me Nicklaus and somehow Njogu would tell me I lead like him.
     I even practiced his accent, The guy made me master the art of war, seduction and even power, to remain in power and to make people respect the fear you have.  It's very emotional you know that some art could carry your heart …

Internet.........Women

" Hey artiste.........

 Man you keep changing your names! Anyway the good thing is your content never change. Your writing is explicit. So well lemme say hi. Where are my manners. How are you doing bro."
 It's been long, ama you quit writing?

  Well maybe you've not gone through my last piece.
Anyway I love your writing, it gets me through the day, some stories, I can't stop going through over and over. Your writing is good. Except that I'm in need of your advise.

         Here's my story, I'm in a relationship, It's genuine and I love my girl very much except that I'm having issues here and there. Her name is Clara. We met a while ago. I used to watch this soap called Mara Clara back when I was in my last grade back in primary. Everyone loved Mara, yeah I know except that I was crushing on Clara. I always thought she was the queen, plus you know how these directors can paint someone very beautiful look bad on air based on their character.

So …

..............Lynn..............

You missed me..........
Don't deny it.....
  Don't worry I know. The slides in my Dm shows. The blueticks I gave are quite the signs.....
So again where we were again!

 Last time I went on  a radio interview, Priscah family media presenter interviewed me on blogs. It was well....... I was nervous, I didn't know what I'd answer. What would she ask. I believe that Cristiano took the big stage he mumbled at some point. And so was I, I had to take few moments to relax and do it right. I had mentioned to everyone about it, It was a stepping stone.

      She asked me what happens when ideas run out. Honestly I didn't have an answer. I sat thinking, what do I say next. My friends call me king, and the challenge has always that king pressure, but well, So I told her, Sometimes taking a break would do. I told even the best footballers don't score in all games...........

   So I took my break, I wanted to see life in a different way, I had to sit down and see how things…

Anti.......SOCIAL..........

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...........Mrs Bwire, my best business teacher would ask the benefits of the internet........class  tell me..... except Felix he has answered many questions today!               You’d say I’m bragging no I’m not bragging..... let me get another scenario.........         How many followers do  you have on instagram???.....,Wait don’t tell me you’ve already attained the 5000 friends list mark on Facebook!!!

Wah so now what people can is to follow you........  You’re a celebrity.............figure! You’re big man now, like big shaq, you’re international now! 

    No those seem too familiar.......something is missing.... oh yes I got it!   Ochuoga give us the advantages of communication.... that’s now way back in primary..........something are not easy to get away from! That’s the power of education now....Mrs Mulingwa would be very proud that I said that!  Did I say too much.... no I only enlisted them now lemme answer each one by on…